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Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!
Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.
by Meow173 March 2, 2014
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Curious Hands

Hands wanting to touch ones' privates.
by Annoymous667 December 10, 2013
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urine hand

When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)
Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.
by Shaymus99 August 10, 2021
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Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen
"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020
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Sandy hand.

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.
Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.
by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010
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sunas hands

suna rintarous hands are very gorgeous, wjich is why sunashands1 on twitter made it their useraname

sunashands1 is very swag😎
person 1: did you see sunas hands in the new haikyuu episode

person 2: YES! they were very pretty😩
by fabberer gabberer March 11, 2021
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Parky Hand

1 - Refers to one with a shaky hand
(as greg put the coal on the shisha) ah shit son i have parky hand, im all over the place
by anon267 November 18, 2009
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