by asiangoalie69 March 3, 2019
Get the asian goaliemug. Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.
Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!
Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.
You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?
Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.
Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.
Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.
You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?
Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.
Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.
by I like hot Asian guys. Not you April 21, 2023
Get the Asianmug. a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"
person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?
person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
by mr_klikbait September 12, 2018
Get the asian three-lanermug. A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
Get the Asian PP Massagemug. The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.
''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''
by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020
Get the Asian Azz Botchmug. When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"
by Nowy420 December 7, 2023
Get the Asian Delaymug. A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.
#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!
by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021
Get the Fake Asianmug.