Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).
Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.
by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022
Get the Soup Kitchenmug. by Monarch of Soup December 19, 2022
Get the Soupmug. by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016
Get the Soup canmug. Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.
by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015
Get the soup wizardmug. When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.
Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.
Pete- On yer own again now then?
Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
Pete- On yer own again now then?
Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
by gimpshoe May 6, 2018
Get the bachelor's cuppa soupmug. an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)
son: Dad, who was that? just curious
father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
son: Dad, who was that? just curious
father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
Get the brew your own vegetable soupmug. A: "Coffee is just bean soup"
B: "yup, makes sense"
A: "pizza is just hard soup with dough"
B: "so true"
A: "a wall is just concrete soup with bricks
B: "of course, everything is soup"
A: "stew is honestly just soup"
B: "no you idiot, there is a defined difference between soup and stew"
B: "yup, makes sense"
A: "pizza is just hard soup with dough"
B: "so true"
A: "a wall is just concrete soup with bricks
B: "of course, everything is soup"
A: "stew is honestly just soup"
B: "no you idiot, there is a defined difference between soup and stew"
by jorrit200 March 24, 2022
Get the soupmug.