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french kiss my ass

means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
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andrew mother fucking french

the coolest person on the earth. people usually refer to him as "andre the giant" or "frenchy"
i wonder what andrew mother fucking french is fucking up tonight?
by andrew mother fucking french January 5, 2012
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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008
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french fries animal style

French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.
Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017
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French Canadian lap dance

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer
I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning
by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019
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National French kiss day

I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day
by Monkeys bus January 30, 2020
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Mile high French dip

When one puts just the tip of his or her tongue in a pilot's butt. For a brief period after 9/11, it was often referred to as the "Mile High Freedom Dip".
The flight attendant was so impressed by and grateful for the maneuvering of Charles "Sully" Sullenberger that she gave him a mile high French dip.
by EioDesign November 2, 2015
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