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Cock Vacuum

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!
by Chewbaccaontherocks September 4, 2011
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Cock slapy

A dick whip, Justin Tesar is the best a this, he will fuck ur grandma and shove his cock slapy in her ass,
by Justin tit February 24, 2019
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Cock dipping

When a guy (typically a pornstar) puts his penis in and then pulls it out, repeating this multiple times for no apparent reason.
"Did you watch that porno I sent you?"

"Nah that was just some guy cock dipping a girl for like 20 minutes."
by Biivl November 20, 2014
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Cock nectar

by Cody hanks February 21, 2011
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Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.
1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!
by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010
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Cock-caine

The act of snorting cocaine off of a mans penis
Ex. "You think she's a virgin?!? She told me she wanted to blow some Cock-caine."
by Quentalto February 25, 2011
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Turbo Cock

Turbo Cock is a verb used to describe the action of drawing a penis on a person that is passed out due to over drinking and being a pussy. The best way to do it is to hide it on the person's body in a spot where they may not see it immediately, in the hopes that the turbo cock remains on their skin until either pointed out by someone else or the person discovers it later on.

Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.

The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.

Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.
"Dude, I got hammered last night and passed out on Jerm's couch and someone Turbo Cocked me. Awesome!"

"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"

"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."
by Jerm Core August 24, 2008
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