andrew swerdlin

a fucking golden retriever who makes bad jokes that no one laughs at, also is white

Look that’s Andrew Swerdlin, what a dumbass.

by shedge June 9, 2022

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andrew pfeiffenberger

That one guy that everyone knows that acts super stupid but is really a big softie and loves everyone.

Person 1- “Did he seriously just do that?”
Person 2-“Classic andrew Pfeiffenberger …”

by TotallyNotAGuyNamedAndrew November 23, 2021

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Andrew

They praise themselves online like all the other definitions with this stupid name. Legitimately sounds like a 9 year old's name, now even worse with the existence of Tate.

Take this from me, you do NOT want to be named Andrew.

by me when aaaugh September 4, 2023

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An Andrew jepsen is the biggest waste of sperm. If you see one you might even laugh at how pathetic his life is. He is a pissy peace of shit that should not be trusted. Over all an Andrew jepson is a pathetic faggot who slurps on fat cock.

Oh look at that guy sucking dick behind that trash can, must be an Andrew Jepsen

by Mr. master69 March 19, 2019

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Andrews Osborne Academy

A place where sophomores Juul and share mother fucking teas and Chinese people get straight A.

Mag: Andrews Osborne Academy?
Ryan: Mango pods.

by Random Chinese Scholar May 24, 2019

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Andrew

Andrew is an interesting guy... Always seems to say the most inappropriate things and brings second hand embarrassment for his friends. Not really too good at anything but tries hard anyways. Kinda awkward around the ladies and can't seem to find his true soulmate. The only ones he can trust are all mostly guys.

Andrew? I would never date someone like him loll.

by dababy.com May 14, 2021

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