Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

Russian Rollett

A type of game with guns, where every person only gets one bullet. You either shoot an obstacle or someone(do not try wth real gun).

Let’s play Russian rollett !

by Beautiful sunshine May 31, 2018

Russian Roulette

When you are passing a bowl with friends, and you aren't sure if the bowl will be dead or not.

Friend 1: "Bro, pass the bowl"
Friend 2: "Man, I think it's Russian roulette at this point"

by Spununa April 26, 2015

Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.

Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.

by anonymous August 31, 2023

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

Russian Washcloth

A woman's bush covered with cum after at least 3 men ejaculate onto it, usually occurring after an orgy.

Did you see her Russian Washcloth? She's gonna have a hard time scrubbing all that jizz out of her muff.

by Peter's Python January 15, 2014