my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023

Wear my dick on my sleeve

It's when you are not ashamed to show people that you are sexual.

Trust me honey i wear my dick on my sleeve, so why don't we just go with the flow.

by Joe Marzouk April 7, 2020

M.M. ( my mess, my man)

The man that once I met I didn’t ever wanna live without. A little bit of Haif naked but almost famous. Mixed with East 10th street. A non Latino non white hood rat that every time he kisses me gives me chills. He makes me feel alive, someone I didn’t know How much I loved until I learned how much he truly loved me.

That JDP is my soul mate. We are M.M. ( my mess, my man) s for life! He is my mess, my man.... ( Ten street , dime life , throw it up)

by M.m. March 23, 2020

on my dick

When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.

by Rageous May 13, 2005

my dude

1. beautiful man
2. wholesome guy
3. julian

hey my dude, wanna bang?

by blocks June 8, 2020

my f

my f means either
my fault
or my fuck

jacob: i'm sorry, my f

hannah: it's okay, i forgive you.

by hannah yo June 28, 2008

my anus

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

by Cameron May 30, 2004