National finger her day

Finger her on June 25

Luke: Aye it’s june 25 , it’s national finger her day bro

Ryan: for real

by Heroeithoutthecape June 24, 2019

National kiss Jaden day

October 20 is national kiss Jaden Jayden or any other spelling day, you kiss them on the lips once and spank there ass

Oh did you kiss Jaden today cause it’s national kiss Jaden day

by Bfinvcgj October 20, 2019

National fuck mariah day

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

National slap balls day

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts

Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

by Slithery will August 29, 2019

National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019

National coming out day

National coming out day, November 31st.

All the closeted LGBTQIA+‘s should come out of the closet and go down in those homophobes.

You shouldn’t be afraid to be something you can control be who you are.

If they don’t accept you, there the problem not you.

Someone: Hey, did you know it’s November 31st?

Someone else: It’s National coming out day!

by anonymous October 22, 2020

National shut up day

It is every day I thought I could make a day so blow me.

Today is national shut up day, what are you gonna do?

by Poop head 9000 October 16, 2019