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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts
Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?
by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022
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Jordan

A fag usually hang around the guys and play the game most of his life
They over there with the boys that’s Jordan the fag
by spacecoop March 31, 2020
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Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023
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Jordan

Daddy: hey Jordan what are you

Jordan: I am a jonina lover
by Big dende March 18, 2021
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jordan and bailey

The perfect couple for any age. Nothing else because there perfect.
person 1: Have you seen jordan and bailey?

person 2: yes there perfect for eachother!
by I'm.a.rat January 14, 2021
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Jordan Hinson

One of the Stars on SyFy Channel's show "Eureka" as Zoe Carter. Also former star of Disney Channel's original movie "Go Figure".

jordan is also likes pets, tattoos and diet coke.
We will see more of Jordan Hinson on Eureka.
by macky592 July 9, 2011
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jordan

Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.
Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
by jewowner March 7, 2019
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