Facebook queer

A guy who's Facebook posts could be that of a girls. This includes the use of excessive smiley faces and other emoticons, and posting all other things that could be considered "gay." Tends to comment a lot, especially on girls' statuses or walls no matter how well he knows them.

Guy 1: Listen to this- "i really love people that lie and try to put you down. they make me smile alot. =)"

Guy 2: What a Facebook queer.

by PlutoAH January 23, 2011

facebook wanker

the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.

Example of a facebook wanker

It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.

by facebookwanker January 20, 2011

facebook marination

noun.
verb form: to facebook marinate

definition: to do or post something on facebook, and let it sit until people notice and take note of it.

We should just let that comment sit in facebook marination.

by YAEEEL June 25, 2008

Facebook Rape

The facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a glass of water/etc and updating their status to things like "Brokeback mountain is my fav movie" and "last nite I cried all through the Notebook", facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.

Andrew: Tony I just facebook raped Blake.

Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.

Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.

Andrew: *laughs*

Tony: *laughs*

by Theroommate;) August 19, 2010

facebook bombing

The act of writing a totally unrelated comment to someones posting.

fb user- Im cant get rid of this cold!
fb user 2- Try alka seltzer.
fb user 3- Try a beer!lol
facebook bombing- Francine got a great job!
fb user 1- wtf????

by Higross February 3, 2010

Facebook Chiefed

When someone leaves their Facebook logged on and somone else posts a bogus status.

I can't believe my brother Andrew Facebook chiefed me and said that I love the smell of his farts.

by Ajm636 March 1, 2010

Facebook Ninja

One who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; One who responds to every thread that appears.

Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?

by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009