Brown typewriter

After getting your friend lying back first on the ground make sure his or her arms are lying on his or her side and start by placing your knees on both arms and then when in that position start shitting in his or her mouth.

Just brown typewritered my friend after the movie.

by Diarrhea palace69 February 19, 2023

brown tickler

a itching sensation located directly on your brown eye. usualy extreme hard to statisfy with normal ass scratching methods and usualy embrassing.

guy 1: mmmm awww shhh mm

guy 2: dude what the hell are you doing

guy 1: sorry dude but i have a major brown tickler over here

guy 2: aww dude your screwed

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

Jude Brown

Jude is the best.

That Jude Brown guy is the best

by Jude is the best January 28, 2023

brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown June 2, 2011

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

Brown Ninja

God of NINJAGO

LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”

LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”

by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019