The garden center

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.

“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday”

by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018

gardening trip

To trim or shave ones pubic hair.
Gardening trips are recommended quite frequently.

Bro 1: Hey man when's the last time you went on gardening trip?
Bro 2: About a week ago

by Brotip January 6, 2016

The garden center

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.

“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday”

by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018

Garden Gating

British slang for fellatio.

Me mum caught me and Robbi garden gating.

by Caity Rose January 12, 2008

dirty garden

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs

"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"

by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014

Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

by twanggah March 18, 2010

sound garden

a rock band with hits such as 'pretty noose' and 'black hole sun'

well i can't sing one of their songs, can i??

by phil macrackin November 16, 2003