celebrity wank

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.

-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks

by stumpyB August 12, 2011

Micro-celebrity

A celebrity (Usually an actor/actress) who has not gained enough popularity to have their own Wikipedia page, but can still be considered a celebrity.

Examples of a micro-celebrity is someone who has had a few semi-major roles in a TV show/movie, but hasn't done enough such that they can be recognized by many.

by j0s June 23, 2014

celebrity penis

Kick ass drawings of penii depicting people or objects.

The celebrity penis depicted the famous comic book hero, LOBO.

by Esch8 March 14, 2003

internet celebrity

Someone whose credibility ends where real life begins.

"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"

"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."

by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008

victory celebration

The song added to the end of Return of the Jedi, replacing that stupid childish Yub Nub song.

Some Star Wars YouTube channels arguing:

Sam's Channel: Dude, I miss Yub Nub!

HelloGreedo: Me too!

The Unusual Suspect: Holy shit guys Yub Nub was so anticlimactic, Victory Celebration was better and you both know it.

HelloGreedo: Uh...

Sam's Channel: We do, but we won't admit it...

by Clark Nilson November 5, 2013

Gym Celebrity

Some one who is always at the Gym and knows everyone there. Sometimes but not always a self absorped person male or female who is constently looking in the mirror. Obviously spends to much time coordinating their gym attire.
Male Definition: oversized "lats" cannot put his arms down, Always is talking way to long between "sets", stays on certain machines for a ridiculous amonts of time.
Female Definition: Has a hot body but is soo stuck up, always sticking out her ass and tits when working out, always on her phone, Botox

There is Joe again talking smack and flexing again..
Wow he is such a Gym Celebrity.

There is Jen again dping those extra deep squats all on purpose.
Seriously she is such a Gym Celebrity

by Hoooraaa December 16, 2014

Non-celebrities

urban dictionary's definition of anybody who isn't Chris Pratt or Elon Musk.

And quote: "We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by lil’ blu3 December 29, 2018