Ketchup and Mayonnaise

When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.

I lost my virginity. We made some ketchup and Mayonnaise

by Superman1981 October 9, 2008

mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 16, 2003

batty mayonnaise

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean

"Bway dat sum good batty mayonaisse!!"

by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005

dusty mayonnaise

The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.

Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!

by Ratlex June 6, 2020

Chunky Mayonnaise

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

by Johlkien January 25, 2017