When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.
by Superman1981 October 9, 2008
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Get the mayonnaise jarmug. Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean
by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005
Get the batty mayonnaisemug. "The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
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by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015
Get the mayonnaise spoonmug. The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021
Get the The Mayonnaise Packetmug. White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful
“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle
by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021
Get the Mayonnaise Cyclemug. When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
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