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Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."
Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."
by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024
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The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.
Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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nut marathon

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”
by xxogaal November 10, 2022
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Mambre-movie-marathon

A movie marathon where mambre have a flirty, romantic, evening.
There having a mambre-movie-marathon over there. Mama Mia. Here we go again. Ughhh.
by Bnarratologist February 18, 2022
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daisy marathon

Similar to a daisy chain a daisy marathon is raising to see who can make the other cum first in a threesome.
"Don't bother challenging me in a daisy marathon ive got a good pair of lips on me."
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races
Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner
by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023
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But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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