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politician

An immature adult that would like to be noticed by pretending to care about people they feel are below them. Politician can also be used to insult anyone that feels anything that can remotely put them down will destroy all their reputation hence politicians can't do anything wrong.

A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.
1. hey calm down child your worse than a politician

2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.
by hlczn December 20, 2013
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Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.
Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician
by Fhírinne November 30, 2023
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Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.
I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.
by Finalpoet January 28, 2019
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[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.
1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.
by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020
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Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.
"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
by King12401 July 31, 2022
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Politician

A person who is a control freak or a crazy psychopath that tries to pass more and more idiotic and dumb laws because they want to get rid of something that they find offensive and want it abolished. These people tend to lack common sense, logic, and haven't done any of the necessary research in order to create any reasonable bill or law, but it gets passed anyways due to the idiodicy of the public that votes these bills in.

Instead of caring about more important matters such as murders, the economy, kidnappings, child abuse, etc., they pass more and more dumb laws restricting or banning things like comic books, manga, anime, books, freedoms of artistic expression, the ownership of exotic pets that are harmless (such as the majority of reptiles and arachnids), TV shows, and other related things just because they don't like it.

They do this by exaggerating and swaying the public opinion using methods such as swaying the public (who are unfortunately very dumb, uninformed and haven't done the research about the things that the politician wants banned as well) using commercials, biased speeches, using the bought and paid for media and many others. They mostly say that they are doing this for the public, when in reality, they are doing it for themselves since control freaks are psychopaths.
Here is a good quote about what a politician in the government is like:

"When it comes to government and law, truth and common sense guarantee absolutely nothing."
by Digital Preacher December 26, 2014
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COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
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