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husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 5, 2016
mugGet the husband parkingmug.

Dio's Husband

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."
by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021
mugGet the Dio's Husbandmug.

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
mugGet the Missing husbandmug.

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married
*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband
by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021
mugGet the target husbandmug.

fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy
Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.
by Dizzydub December 8, 2016
mugGet the fuck husbandmug.

Shariah husband

A Muslim man you had a nikkah with.
I married my shariah husband at the mosque in Brooklyn.
by wordsaregood December 2, 2021
mugGet the Shariah husbandmug.

Junhui's husband

It's another way to call YanAn from Pentagon.
Since they have been dating for a long time.
X: Oh! Is that Wen Junhui's husband?
Z: Yeah, that's YanAn. They are a lovely couple.
X: Sweet.
by seventeen carat April 13, 2022
mugGet the Junhui's husbandmug.

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