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Fucktard

A fucktard is when someone knows it’s wrong but does it anyway.

It is NOT short for “fucking retard”, “retard” is an offensive word for a mental condition. Fucktards don’t have a mental condition, they just do it wrong because doing it right is too much work.
Dude was supposed to cement in a fence post, but he didn’t brace the pole so the cement set the pole slanted. What a fucktard.
by MrPerrel September 7, 2022
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fucktard

A word that i can't stand any longer!
Just say it properly... F U C K I N G ... R E T A R D.
Is it to much to ask??
Kid 1: STFU FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!11111
Guy: Your'e a fucking idiot!! learn how to talk dickhead.
by what!?!? May 29, 2005
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Fucktard

Fucking Retard. Someone who exhibits the qualities of a complete moron, and pisses everyone right off in the process.
Dylan Smith is a Fucktard.
by KeeWee December 5, 2006
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Fucktard

Dick Cheney, for sure. First, he's a retard (and a criminal), and second, he's known for using the word F*ck publicly (in the US senate).
Did you hear that fucktard Dick Cheney say 'Go fuck yourself' in the US senate?
by Friend Bin December 13, 2004
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Fucktard

A Fucktard is someone who is "fucking retarded."
combining two of the funniest words to make a really easy to say funny word.
Chris: "Brad! Nick spilled the bong again."
Brad: "awhh what a Fucktard!"
by Chrisx3 December 3, 2007
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fucktard

A slang term combining the words "fuck" and "retard". It is used when a person commits an act of unbelievable stupidity.
"Hey, did you hear? Tony's mom caught him jacking off to pedophile/bondage/rape/scat/golden shower hentai!"

"God, he is such a fucktard."
by Dick Longley December 2, 2003
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fucktard

An asshole who is such a douche that he has exhausted the term "retard" and must now be called "fucktard".
Hey fucktard stop fuckign poking me before I sodomize you with a lamp-post!
by Scoreboard August 7, 2006
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