Orangeville, Ontario

Orangeville is a lovely place if you happen to be a bedridden deaf mute. Their streets are the sole preserve of troglodytes whose regards for subtlety and variation is comparable to a pigs passion for the slaughterhouse, their homes are the homely equivalent of a prolonged bowl movement followed by an unexpected absence of toilet paper. Incase I haven’t made myself clear: I thought I'd be in Hollywood by now.

Orangeville, Ontario is full of the fruitless

by bobdylanscousin November 29, 2020

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I'm very excited for Doug Ford to build the mega spa. I have my friend Leon who really wants to see the construction of the Ontario Place Mega Spa. He told me he absolutely regretted donating to a charity organization that advocates stopping the mega spa construction. I agree!

I haven't been into spas, but Therme Canada will do a fantastic job with the spa. Leon has told me he is even became a huge Doug Ford supporter and he's rooting for Doug Ford in the next provincial election in 2026. I agree with Leon 100%! While you're at it Doug Ford, build that 403 as well!

Ontario Place For The Mega Spa!

by DestroyOntarioPlaceBuildTheSpa January 09, 2024

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The Florida of Canada.

Originally land stolen from the Anishinaabeg, Iroquois, and Inuit peoples of North America, Ontario is now notorious for being overly expensive, dangerous, and exclusive towards its inhabitants.

Racism, classism, never-ending construction work and high death rates are insanely high.

Person 1: "We're heading over to Ontario, eh?"
Person 2: "Fuck."

by PazWasHere June 07, 2023

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