Key kucked 

Someone gets key kucked when playing Among us on polus when the imposter either tries to fake keys by standing there to long, to short or just forgot keys all together.

Yellow got key kucked, vote yellow he skipped keys.
Green stood at keys for like 12 seconds vote Green.
Purple stood at keys for a second vote purple.

Key kucked by TheSpoop September 13, 2020

drop kicked lasagna 

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?

- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined

drop kicked lasagna by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

Back doors kicked in by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

John’s Kicked 

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked from squad

John’s Kicked by Cheech LLC October 27, 2021

Every door I open I get kicked in the face

Having a very bad day.

John said "Every door I open I get kicked in the face." Nick said "Same, earlier Bob smacked me in the back of the head."

Every door I open I get kicked in the face by [e-mail] May 13, 2026

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa 

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa 

John 1: 19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa by sO YAeh November 24, 2020