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the dopest biznatch you'll ever meet. Joannas are funny, nice, and know how to have a good time. but if you screw around with joanna, she'll fuck you up 10x worser than you'd ever imagine.
guy: did you see that nigga's face? damn!!
girl: oh yeah. joanna did that.
Joanna by s-lyn July 22, 2009

sue johannson 

sue johannson has a show on the oxygen network where she answers hilarious sex questions. She is an elderly woman, which makes watching her show a late-night favorite. Her show features the famous pleasure chest.
sue johannson is the man... errr... woman
sue johannson by dmby.com May 13, 2005
Joanna is the most talented, intelligent, humble, kind hearted, and stunning woman you will ever meet.

Joanna will never see in herself what you see in her so needs plenty of love, but she’s worth the effort.

Joanna truly is one of a kind and shines brighter than the stars in the sky.

Joanna will love you fierce and always have your back. Joanna will always be baby.
Wow.... I need to get me a Joanna.

Joanna? I’ve heard she’s beautiful.
Joanna by Elloonn March 29, 2020

Johannah 

An amazing girl that would melt your heart. She's sweet, quiet, and loves just a bit of everything. I would be the luckiest person alive to marry a woman by the name of Johannah.
Person 1: Hey, look it's Johannah!
Person 2: Man, she's a beauty...
Person 3: What are you talking about? She's weird and creepy!
Person 2: Get the fuck out. Now.
An amazing, hilarious, gorgeous girl who was bestowed with this beautiful name in order to praise her perfection. Jomanna is talented in many ways, including being a blonde and having moments of utter stupidity which have come to be known as "pulling a Jomanna".
Bjorn: OMG did you see what Jomanna just did?
Trev: Yeah, she just pulled a Jomanna.
Jomanna by JJk December 10, 2012

the joanna 

Sex position that originated from Victor High School in which while siting on a penis, one will reach behind and grab the man's testicals in hope to induce further pleasure.
Dude, she totally pulled the joanna on me last night.
the joanna by Jonnycobb May 31, 2017
She is the meaning of life. She is athletic, fast, and hot. think of the hottest girl you can think of and shes hotter than that. shes the most popular person in the school and half the grade loves her. a joanna can make you day become better and she smiles all the time. she may be friends with a bitchy person, but people love her. She also loves people, anda joanna is sexy as shit
oh look whos that
obviously its a joanna, sexy and hot
Joanna by iamsteveandistalkyou April 23, 2019