i wanna ask him out

I person that has feelings for someone, but will never tell that person.

I have a fat ass crush on this guy
“i wanna ask him out”

but he only likes white girls 😭

by Agirlwholikesaguythatlikeytgir April 25, 2022

I don't wanna die

I don't want to die NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Reaper:You will die tomorrow.
You:NO, I don't wanna die.

by Phinbtxfjimk January 1, 2019

I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™

So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

i wanna end things

i don’t actually i love you so much and you need to give me more attention and stop leaving me on delivered for so long😁🩷

i

think
we
should
end
things
(i wanna end things)

by love u🩷 February 20, 2024

Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat

A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."

Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"

by oiwmgc January 18, 2022

i wanna throw my box on him

i wanna throw my box on him

i wanna throw my box on him

by 춤추는수면 September 15, 2022

I wanna die

FUUUUUUCK i just hate everyone :)

person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023