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shaking my sofa

A way of getting revenge or harassing someone
Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.
by ShakeMySofa February 10, 2023
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Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.
Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!
by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019
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Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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Shunt in my ass

An expression for something annoying that sucks your energy
That homeless guy took my money. What a shunt in my ass!
by younggong May 16, 2025
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gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017
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