When your wife is so ugly you have to put a bag over her head when you have sexual intercourse with her
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Get the Dirty Rainbow mug.A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairy hurts my dairy! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
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