Sandy dick

Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.

The dude got a Sandy dick

by Eneses February 21, 2019

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Wiggin Dicks

When you or your mates have dropped acid or any psychedelic drug and start tripping out and have no other words to explain how high you are.

John - "This acid has hit me hard bro, I'm wiggin dicks!"
Tim - "Oh shit yeah bro, i am too"

by Gus Idz September 5, 2018

Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

by Beachbro2 July 29, 2023

Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

Diss-Dick

When a "girl" aka "*****" intentionally tries to make you limp or soft while fucking, to make her "g" happy about his insecurities.

This crazy b*****, tried to Diss-Dick while she fucked Rick.

by R1sK87 October 16, 2023

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015