dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass is when your telling someone you believe in something or someone that they don’t

I dick you in the ass you are lying

by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

National grab dick day

On the 28th of April is the day where all girls must grab at least 1 dick. Boisss u better watchhhh yo junkkkkk;)

Hey, can i grab ur dick?
Yeah sure
‘Grabs dick’
Why did you do that?

It’s national grab dick Day

by Lewis10012 April 26, 2019

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Dick: on

Dick in the 'on' position. Very interested

She told me her boyfriend is good in bed, I replied "dick: on!"

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020