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Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job
“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”
by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024
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My Guy

A term commonly used by Homosexuals, to refer to other males. Extremely irritating to heterosexuals. Very similar to "Bro", "Bruh", "Brah", "Breh"...
I get hard anytime a male reders to me as "my guy". I'm a man that loves to flirt with other men that call me "Bro", or "Bruh"! It's hot!
by Redjacketracing March 26, 2025
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Socc my cocc

DANK way to say"suck my cock/dick"
Socc my cocc is the ultimate insult, stronger than a million no u's,more insulting than the Steven Slutniverse fusion of ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
It's used once all of the said insults were already used un a conversation
Once used un a sentence,it makes the entire universe along with all which is part of it implode into nothingless
Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:no u
Other Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!1!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the vast universe:*fucking implodes into stardust*
by Lenny McMemer June 19, 2018
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my ass

damn my ass is huge
by PatrickLewis January 16, 2022
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Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.
Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!
by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023
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Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
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You’re my zing

A Zing, also known as "love at first sight", is a special feeling and status described in the Hotel Transylvania universe. It only happens when one person meets his or her soulmate with whom they will spend eternity. In Martha's letter to Mavis Dracula, it is mentioned that you only Zing once in your life.
You’re my Zing..
I think i had a zing
by ezgibckr November 20, 2021
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