touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

My bread

Some thing is essential, derived from "my bread and butter".

Gary: XBox is my bread.

by Utah Gance February 2, 2012

20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

it isn't my thing

This expression indicates that something is not to your personal taste.

Joe: Hey Steve, let's watch the last Star Wars' movie.
Steve: Oh man, sorry, but it isn't my thing!

by Sbug Vader August 25, 2018

GET 0UT MY HEAD

It's how you get to THE ASSH0LE by the front.

It's a LINE to get to the FUCKING AN ASSHOLE.

It is direction to go SHIT!!!!

EXCLAMATION , " GET THE FUCK 0UT MY FRONT!!!!

ASSH0LE has no quality when you say it , it is built right in to GET 0UT MY HEAD to the back.

SHANE I want to FUCK YOU IN THE ASSHOLE how do I get there , wait your turn then GET 0UT MY HEAD.

well now that you GET 0UT MY HEAD as now you are at the ASSH0LE SHIT!!!!

Get out of my PUSSY as GET 0UT MY HEAD ASSH0LE!!!!

by PRIME ASSHOLE May 15, 2021

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022