Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022

Dick

Something girls have

My mom has a dick

friend: Me too

by Mr Allerd March 9, 2022

Dick head

Liam is a dick head

That guy over there! Yeah that one. Called Liam. Yeah he's a dick head

by Dickheadliam February 27, 2018

Dick Dialing

The male equivalent to a butt dial.

"Hey man, my bad for dick dialing you"

by SnapPeaz December 1, 2023

Dick sprinkles

When jeffy takes too long picking up his gay bro from the Northstar and leaves us waiting for him because we love dem dick sprinkles

Jeff check ur pocket watd u find? Nothing? Dick sprinkler got u again?? Dick sprinkles

by amberbooyah May 27, 2021

Dick Jockey

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.

"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."

by N0ss July 11, 2017

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023