Dirty Waffle

Make a hole in a waffle and slide it down his dick. Add your desired topping, peanut butter, syrup butter etc. Give head and jack off until he rains the cum down onto the waffle and then both share waffle together.

I bought this waffle maker just so we could try the dirty waffle and it was so worth it!

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Dirty vonnie

The act of being a fucking idiot by spreading shit all over their face

Dang she did a dirty vonnie

by Funny dgdh November 2, 2021

Dirty Makani

When you accidentally pour your pony jar on your mom.

Yeah I just pulled Dirty Makani on Susan

by Pasta friend December 31, 2022

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 29, 2024

Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.

For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."

by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023

dirty evelin

The act of getting up in the middle of the morning and smacking the shit out of your mom and calling it a dream.

I pulled a dirty evelin on my mom yesterday.

by dirtyassman December 15, 2023

Dirty Albany

An under age girl who repeatedly returns to a paedophiles home to be fed drugs regardless of the danger

Had a dirty Albany round again last night she was smashed in more ways than one

by Major red eye August 8, 2023