big dick jr

When your dad has a big dick and he passes it down to you, therefore you are now known as big dick jr

Dad: Hey son, you get any pussy?
Son: Of course daddy, After all i am Big dick jr
Dad: How was it?
Son: She had lizard lips.

by The King named Alex April 23, 2014

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

Dick eating

The action of your friends sucking your dick with words

Bro stop dick eating

by Didiogugifys August 30, 2022

fedde's dick

a very big dick

Fedde's dick is very big

by Gayretard2.0 January 27, 2017

Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.

That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.

by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023

big dick barrundum

1: the situation where you cant deal with a big dick.

2: with you get barraged by big dicks.

damn, piper perri just got big dick barrundumed.

by the man, the myth, the leggend February 27, 2020