cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

don't doors

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver

Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain

by susan wazowski October 8, 2019

Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Door

Door is a word for stupid, annoying bit of a div

“Stop being such a door”

by What’s ya BBM pin May 10, 2019

tavern door

a person who has sex with anyone who wants it, the door is always open.

Byron: How did it go last night with Mira?

Greek: It went great, she's such a tavern door

by pthera42 December 27, 2017

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

Door

A big rectangular hole in the wall which allows everyone from midgets to jockeys, to fit through! nonliving things not allowed

That door can fit Kim Kardashian's ass!
Aw man! I can't fit my Nigga Toilet through the door!

by Doomwowowowowww August 2, 2019