Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.
I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
by deathfordough June 10, 2013
Get the ass fu mug.Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014
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Get the ass plot mug.Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
by DSCone June 12, 2013
Get the ass distance mug.The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.
Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011
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Brush your teeth and use mouthwash regularly or you will have a trashy-ass mouth.
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash regularly or you will have a trashy-ass mouth.
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