A complete crack head kid who gets jacked up on Mountain Dew all day everyday. A dewski king tends to drink all of your “DEWSKI” aka Mountain Dew when he’s at your house. Nobody truly knows what is wrong with Dewski King.
by Blakessketit April 1, 2019
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P2: I think that’s King JJ
P2: I think that’s King JJ
by YungBubbleBass May 21, 2019
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by SPrice1980 May 1, 2022
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He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory
He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory
by The one who solos May 17, 2022
Get the Crimson king mug.A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!
-King Robinson 2015
-King Robinson 2015
by Butterbooh October 14, 2015
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oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
burger king is superior in everyday
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oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
by AI_Buni November 19, 2020
Get the Burger King mug.Olly, better known as King Olly, is the main antagonist throughout the events of Paper Mario: The Origami King. He is a vengeful origami king who wants to punish all the Toads by turning them into pieces of blank paper after the Origami Craftsman wrote on him, believing that the Origami Craftsman had scribbled on him. Throughout his scheme, Olly seems to be unaware of what was truly written on him. He believes that flat paper individuals are "inferior" and should be " folded up". He is responsible for the streamers that wrapped around Peach's Castle and brought it to Hotfoot Crater, and for the many members of the Koopa Troop that were folded up into Folded Soldiers. He also was responsible for turning Toads into origami, and he unsuccessfully attempted to erase all Toads via the Thousand Cranes Technique. At the end, he was finally knocked out of his madness with Olivia's Hammer Attack and brought back to reality. He then apologized for all of his misdeeds and passed away from his defeat by Mario and Olivia. It is safe to say that Olly was not truly evil, just blinded by hatred and malice.
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