Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

by Hobarto April 18, 2019

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

Food phone passing

Vitto blend my food up and then put it in a straw then put the straw up to ur phone speaker then the food will come to me

I want food phone passing

by Thicc boi gang August 19, 2019

Phone Klutz

Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.

God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!

by Emmerr December 24, 2010

phone zone

A period of time on the phone that goes quickly because your conversation is so riveting.

I was in the phone zone with my friend, talking about sports, for over 50 minutes. Man, did that time fly!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018

Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.

"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"

by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016