A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
Get the Ethanitismug. Fuck he is pulling an Ethan
by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by bigboi1000 October 18, 2020
Get the Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiimug. by martiniphone September 8, 2025
Get the ethan x raileymug. by Toddysir September 25, 2020
Get the Kaylee and ethanmug.