shartuitous moment

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.

"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."

by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

Criss Moment

Send an unfunny meme to the chat and expect people to laugh

E.g "haha what a criss moment, that meme was so unfunny"- *Criss Dies inside *

by JimmyJahmas December 3, 2021

2sir moment

When something unfortunate occurs to you, whether minor or major that completely ruins all of your plans for the rest of the week

I was planning to enjoy a long break this weekend but I got called by my boss to work overtime, total 2sir moment right there.

by Freddymater August 20, 2023

Tom moment

A tom moment is the moment something random is said or done. This is obviously referring to 21st century humor and how fucked up it is. A tom moment also defines a moment someone says something really funny the gang would pee their pants or spit their drink out. This tom moment was named after talking tom and the blue fish, tom. These 2 things are very random and memeable using 21st century humor.

*Dan said "EGG"*
"Dude that's a mad tom moment not going to lie!"

by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

Radiohead Moment

When you attempt to blackpill/groom a child thorugh the messaging platform known as discord.

what happened to gustav?
radiohead moment.

by Another Funny Italian man November 2, 2021

A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

kris moment

when you say something sexy

-*orangutan noises*
-that is such a kris moment

by punciskris January 6, 2022