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noah schnapp

look at this picture of noah schnapp 🥵
by n+a June 23, 2022
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Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.
"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"
by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023
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noah

noah is short and yum and hot
noah is hot and yum defined
by NoahFienyyyyyyyy October 21, 2020
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Noah

Noah is a dude from the upper west side, duh. He has a terrible travel sense and books himself for three layovers whenever possible. However this doesn’t mean that he loves airports or is cheap. It means he’d rather spend his money at bowling alleys on Monday nights. Noah is more than just, but not much more. All in all, this guy will make you laugh and break your stolen glass. -Xoxo GG
Hot lady bird: Hey Noah…
Noah: you again

HLB: it’s always been me
Noah: I love your mom
by Lilspec November 29, 2021
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Noah

Noah is a caring, loyal and trustworthy boyfriend to have. He will look after you and support you through any tough stage of ur life. He tends to be really hot and good at rugby, if you ever manage to pull a noah you’re very lucky cuz he’s a keeper. His type is usually small, blonde and feisty❤️
God I love noah he’s just perfect
by Shister James April 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah, this is for you especially. Girls go crazy for Noah. Noah is humorous, kind, entertaining, hardworking, and very good looking. Noah is loved by so much and if you know a Noah, never let go of them because they are so very special. Noah is amazing, fun, and has the best personality. Noah is one of the greatest dudes you could find as a fantastic significant other, caring brother, sweet brother, and just a charming friend you might accidentally fall for. Not to mention his politeness. He could be the one for you, never leave this dude. He may act immature sometimes but he is mature just as much as a 43 year old man. The dude is strong to go through anything mentally and physically. He's too talented for you to understand if you were to ever trash him. He could be wise, calming, and so helpful. To some it all up, just never let go to somebody named Noah. You'll regret it. For. Ever.
"Noah how do you get so many girls on your back and yet still only like one?"

"Noah, you have such beautiful eyes and gorgeous curls, it's crazy."

"Noah, baby, I love you so damn much."

"Noah, you're gonna be okay. I promise."
by dylan :3 January 29, 2020
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Noah

KEVINS ARE THE WORST TO ALL NOAH’S. He tends to be to to everyone except Kevin. When Kevin makes beans Noah hates it because Kevin always drops them. Basically Kevin’s are bad and Noah’s are better
Kevin has small dick energy compared to Noah
by Not Noah lol April 28, 2020
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