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Knuckle tits

When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.
dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams

(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons

person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it
by thenorm March 17, 2011
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Tit Nazi

Tit nazi (noun)
1. a woman whose prominent breasts substitute for respectful interaction with others
2. A woman who makes up in tits what she lacks in superego super ego = psychic apparatus that moderates the ego according to social and moral norms

Tit nazied (verb)
1. the act of disrespecting others as a result of feeling superior due a sense of entitlement that arises from one’s breasts

“Tit tripping” (intransitive verb)
- the experience of being in control of a social situation because of the power arising from the prominence of one’s breasts
"My bartender is an asshole, but her tits keep me coming back. She's such a tit nazi."

“Look how much of an asshole I can be, and yet they keep coming back. I’m so tit tripping.”

“I tit tripped my way into making a lot of tips.”
by Jehalexacy June 17, 2011
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mayonaise tits

tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.
Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.
by korianaa c January 31, 2009
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Tit Crazy

A guy who just go bonkers for chicks with big tits. He can't keep his eyes...or hands....off them.
Check out Pammy Tits over there. Look at her stick her big tits out for Cole. She knows he's Tit Crazy.
by Tommy Gun May 22, 2006
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shrimp tits

A girl with extremely small tits or saggy thin tits that resemble the shape of fried shrimp
Wow CJ, that girl you hooked up with last night had a serious case of shrimp tits.
by 715 January 18, 2009
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Fat Tits

by Cursive March 14, 2005
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tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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