A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.
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Get the Michael Morris mug.Someone who plays females to get what they want. Manipulates them into sex and then break their heart. Wondering why they werent enough.
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Get the michael hall mug.He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
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Get the jeffrey michael mug.Michael Jackson is a kind hearted child adult , as an child he never got to do anything fun , he’s father abused him , but years later he was apart of the Jackson 5 , then was a solo artist and he got claimed for sexual abuse but in 2005 he was innocent 6/13/05
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Get the Michael Jackson mug.the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe
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Get the michael the giraffe mug.bruh he is so fucking fat and has a clapped trim bro look at him, he thinks he is good at football when in reality he just fingers his ass in the defense and does nothing
bro have you seen michael jovanovski? i dont want to be within a 10 metre radius of his massive belly
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