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Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”
by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022
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playing with her lightswitch

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
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Playing all sides

Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.
by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020
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Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.
"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".
by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022
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Playing Roger and Donkey

To have sex, especially (But not Exclusively) in a rowdy or wild manner.
Joey and Goleson were playing Roger and Donkey again. The whole neighborhood heard them.
by Ladondorf June 17, 2017
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Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.
See ya later, imma go play with my chair.
by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018
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playing the skin banjo

Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.
by cozyrosie April 13, 2015
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