Crawdad Pissing

Having to pee after drinking alot of beer

Crawdad Pissing

To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.

When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.

"I'm about to crawdad over here"

by Porsu October 26, 2019

piss kisser

Someone who is annoyingly stupid; always got their ugly head up their fucking ass hole.

You're very stupid fucking piss kisser

by Hella Sweet May 11, 2016

Chef's Piss

Instead of Chef's kiss for perfection. It's Chef's Piss for absolutely garbage.

The food was completely chef's piss! It was disgusting!

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.

Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!

by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021

german piss

Term for a man sitting down to urinate.

I'm taking a German piss

by Manitowocfoghorn October 2, 2017

Piss Prophet

People who determined if a woman was going to have a baby in 14th century by studying her... uh... urine.

Piss prophets are not good people. Studying your piss to see if you will have babies? Yikes.

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016