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do the job

verb: to thoroughly beat the crap out of an individual, usually done to make sure an individual acts as desired.
Guy 1: Yea, I can't go tonight. I've got something else going on.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.
by odnarud December 20, 2008
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Joe-Job

Any sexual acts performed by a Joe
Amy: Joe was very weak last night

Harry: One too many Joe-Jobs
by Chico Mendes August 29, 2016
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blow job

The process in which a male or female sucks a males penis until he cums.
Also known as
Damn Rachel! You gave me a great blow job with your mom helping!
by Yoooobioligy July 3, 2016
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Job Hoarder

A job hoarder is someone that currently works more than one job at a time. Many job hoarders feel the need to constantly search for and accept new job opportunities despite commitments to current jobs.

Job Hoarders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. The most common type of job hoarder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job hoarders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prostitution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.

Job Hoarders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.
“Terry got a job at the bar”, that’s the third job he has… what a stinking “Job Hoarder”

Barry isn’t home, he is in town “Hoard-ing Jobs”

Just leave me alone you dirty “Job Hoarder”

That’s my second job in a week !, I hope people don’t think I am a Job Hoarder
by cynicalbastard12 October 3, 2011
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Blow Job

He gives real great blow job.
by Elm4r August 19, 2018
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Fro Job

A sexual act given through creating friction between a person's afro and a second person's penis. Similar to a blow job or a hand job.
"You see that guy's afro?"

"Yeah, it's perfect... I just wanna fuck it."

"Ew... you're into fro jobs?"
by E-Rud August 12, 2009
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Unicorn-Job

Someome fucking another person(s) with a party hat on their forehead.
Man A: At my sisters 8th birthday party this clown was gving away free unicorn-jobs in the bathroom.
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!
by buttssssssssssssssssssssssssss October 10, 2008
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