i don't feel so good

Term used when you are about to turn into ash with a mid aged billionare near by.

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good..." *turns into ash *

by CalculusOP May 16, 2018

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018

I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.

Common home boy bitches like me don't front

by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.

judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.

by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019