His status said he's been at the gym everyday for the past five months, but he looks like he's only gone five times. Must be Facebook Living
by Kobay Bryant May 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Livingmug. Posting Facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.
"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.
by Socially inept December 12, 2013
Get the facebook facademug. Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014
Get the Facebook Parentsmug. The act of liking every status someone has made late at night or early in the morning to provoke surprise on the victims part when they wake up to over 100 notifications.
Person 1: Goodmorning Facebook... Let's check my notifications
*182*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
etc.
Person 1: Someone was Facebook Raping me last nigh while I was asleep.
*182*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
etc.
Person 1: Someone was Facebook Raping me last nigh while I was asleep.
by sage_guy January 19, 2011
Get the Facebook Rapingmug. by Yes I Am The King December 31, 2011
Get the Facebook Trollmug. 1. The unpleasant sensation individuals may feel after reading certain Facebook users' posts which boldly state some sort of sickening information you did not need to know, this can include informations generally regarded as revolting, but Facebook nausea is a more befitting description of the reactions some users experience after reading updates about "gorguz" children, or this common person known as "my man" and all that purile stuff single, childless people of the world cannot understand, or perhaps do not even have any desire to understand.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
1. Facebook User U reads the following status update:
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
by Coop-Dogg September 25, 2009
Get the Facebook Nauseamug. Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
by Kez 4 Prez June 13, 2016
Get the Facebook mothermug.