I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 5, 2023

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

I am gonna Jet

I am going to leave, I am going to go. Also I gota Jet, aka I got to go.

I am gonna Jet bro. I am gonna jet over there in a quick min.

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

I am unable to cant'nt

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it

Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt

by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023

AMS

Afternoon Masturbation Session

G:Hey, wyd?
B: AMS

by Sext November 27, 2020

Am-cab

Short for Amateur Cabaret. A generally derogatory term in the UK bellydance scene, where cabaret is the first style attempted by most beginners, and usually performed very badly by first-time performers. It is also known as "Teeth, Tits and Tinsel", as those are the defining features of an over-enthusiastic but very untalented first-time bellydancer.

"Did you see Wendy at that show on Saturday? Oh my god, she was classic Am-Cab!"

by Vermillion303 June 23, 2007

Am-Bam

A slim thicc woman. That drinks titty juice with vodka. She will have 10 kids and will want to kill all of them. She is the type of human being to keep all holiday stuff out all year. Works five jobs and still doesn’t have a lot of money. She is married to a transgender guy that’s obese and eats his earwax.

Heyyyy is that a Am-Bam?
Look that girl is gonna be a Am-Bam.
Heyyy Am-Bam

by Big shrinky gpa dicks November 21, 2019