Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

dick on the side

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

by strawberrymom October 9, 2016

Dick schein

Is a person who is such a looser, that he does not know that everyone thinks he's a joke! Also a sad little person, who does juvenile things to get back at people but instead just hurts him self. Also a person who can't get laid, leaves a bruise on his penis from too much masturbation.

Do you know that guy Kendal? Yeah, he lies about everything and tries to pretend he knows everything. What a dick schein

by nosa74 October 31, 2009

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

Dick Anxiety

Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.

“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”

“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”

by Larrysrealgurl June 20, 2025

Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome

A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.

Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with

by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025

Dick fatigue

Penis (or Vagina) Fatigue (informal)

A colloquial term describing the phenomenon where prolonged sexual familiarity with the same partner may lead to reduced excitement, novelty, or desire for that partner’s genitalia, prompting interest in variety or different partners. Similar to palate fatigue in food and wine tasting, this reflects a form of sensory and psychological adaptation: overexposure to the same stimulus diminishes perceived intensity and pleasure.

Girl, I’ve been with my man for so long I’m getting dick fatigue, I think it’s time for a change.

by Muybeno August 18, 2025