National Ignore Ms. Robson Day

None of her students fucking listen
Oct. 27

It is National Ignore Ms. Robson Day. Ms. Robson’s students don’t shut the hell up.

by ur mom 420696969696 October 27, 2021

National Drag Across The Galaxy Everyday Day

Occurs on every November 26th, where Soul is dragging Tiffany HARD for their lack of storage and internet.

“WAKE UP!!! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS”
“Girl what kind of question is that😭”
“It's National Drag Across The Galaxy Everyday Day!”

by minjiflippingshocked November 26, 2023

Carrot days

This is a term in the one direction fandom, mostly used by directioners in 2010 to 2011, they are a bunch of inside jokes that were used by the boys during their fetus era

"I love cats so much! Pussy!"

"What? I don't want to eat using spoons!"

"I looooove carrots!"

There are also these:

"The fandom was so weird during the carrot days, you know"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

National Clingy Day

(Oct 29), a day where all boyfriends can be as clingy as they wish with no repercussions, or complaints from their girlfriend.

Jake: “Yo bro, I’ve been having a helluva day!”
Luke: “Why bro?”
Jake: “It’s national clingy day!”

by deathaine October 27, 2024

wrist day

Alternative workout excuse. Day drinking instead of going to the gym.

I can’t meet you at the gym, we are at brunch, it’s wrist day.

by DallasAnge April 4, 2023

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023