Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

My baby trey

Hottest mans you’ll ever know you wish you got him before I did bitch 🤪🤪 kind sweet big dick perfect mans 10/10 but I can’t recommend

My baby trey is the hottest

by colt452zigzags May 21, 2021

Peel my tangerine s

Someone whos nan has had consterpation and then exploded because they did naughty white powder then flew to chine and jumped of a chair then had a heart attack

"Man you are a peel my tangerine s" said the man to the high man

by Vzbsjsjsvvdjshsvxjskqndbch December 17, 2020

Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024

head doesn't fit my body

The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.

I feel as rough as a bears ass and my head doesn't fit my body

by Lee Pea Pod November 10, 2015